Substitute Battle Arena (Cont'd)

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Terryffinda's name has nothing to do with her job. She's the head maid.

Nikolai is my intelligent bookworm person, and often my advisor, my scribe and chess/checkers partner.

Dyris is the easily startled one. Coincidentally, she shares the same name as a siren/sea monster from Xiaolin Showdown.

Brutus was the first of my servants, and is assigned mainly to be my bodyguard, but is also my butler. It is only pure coincidence that he betrayed me, and endangered all of Celadon by trying once to assume my place as Penultimate.

Naiana and Lucia are past Celadonian love interests...who now works for me! Naiana is the kiss-up to Lucia, who came second closest to being my bride.

Linaea is a total kiss-up to Terryffinda.

Lavinia is the gossip. No allegiances, only sources of dirt and info.

And Bridgette is the besty-bestest of them all. She came THE closest to being my love interest (and thus the closest to being Lady Penultimate of Celadon); she's still a maid, but she has the best rapport with me of all the girls.

So there.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

And plus,

1) Techne's not a servant, she's a friend with a superhuman intelligence and a knack for tech.

2) Techne is not her real name. It's a cool alias she came up with just in case people decided they wanted to pursue her for evil purposes.

[Myself]

Shadowulf1 wrote

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Brutus was the first of my servants, and is assigned mainly to be my bodyguard, but is also my butler. It is only pure coincidence that he betrayed me, and endangered all of Celadon by trying once to assume my place as Penultimate.

If you need a bodyguard, I'm scared.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, actually, he was only really needed before I knew fully how to use my powers, but since then he STILL kicks butt, so...yeah, I kept him around.

I mean, for goodness' sake, he's like frackin' Batman without the bat-themed attire and need for gadgets.

1) skilled in every non-superpower-based martial art, often turning your own powers against you

2) a dynamo in basically every weapon that he can handle (and an ace at figuring out exotic ones)

3) skilled in every major language and dialect of Celadon

4) tactical genius (which actually backfired on me once; he nearly took my place as Penultimate)

5) loyal manservant (except, ya know, for that one time...)

6) genius-level intellect (beats the pants out of my homework assignments)

I mean, he's basically James Bond with GI Joe/Rambo/Batman/Ninja/Samurai action (and he's learned from some of the same people who taught Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, Jason Statham, Jason Bourne, Samurai Jack, Batman, Captain America, etc. etc., not to too my own horn...toot toot  ).

Sooo...yeah. I got it good.

Lucky I mainly need his combat prowess only for when I'm asleep (in the event somebody tries to sneak up on me).

[Myself]

Well, Unconscious Forcefield and Safety Net will cover that.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, but he needs a job

[jester_of_god]

got it...l.although I can't complain, I give some of my friends nick names because I have no idea how to pronounce their names in the English language.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

you or they naturally speak another language?

[jester_of_god]

you ever tried to pronounce a spirit tongue where a name is comprised of at least twelve syllables some of which can only be replicated by clanging metal bars together at the correct pitch, then converting it into english spelling......knowing you the answer is probably yes.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well there was that one time...

Um, let's see...

1) T3#9*%^^..,.,{{][]!2!35gthgim with a silent buzzing sound at the end)

2) !

3) 323))0.0((232  (looks like a smiley but it's a name)

4) XzzX00glg (the first g is silent)

A few others as well, but theirs are only possible with Russian, Greek, Native American and/or alien letters (some only with Egyptian and Sumerian Hieroglyphs)

[jester_of_god]

lucky, all of theirs can only be written in spirit..........basically i the same thing as what's in the book of th elamb....so I just ask their names, and then when I need to simulate the sound by bibrating air molecules.......whatever I'm bored, let me see the T.V for a second.


Ignores Teche and smashes the top of the T.V with a closed fist. BUzzes sharply then image quality returns clearer than ever....unfortunately the robots lost track of the fight.

[Myself]

Getting bored, I use Bodily Malfunctions on Jester for amusement.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Myself]

Well, I finally found a use for it, despite thinking it would just be a power-up when I got it.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Myself]

[jester_of_god]

spirit form.......no body functions.

[jester_of_god]

-------------shadowulf that is the second time you've left me out of the after party....well whatever the Universe is fixed by the way, it just took a while to get rid of all of them, if you want you can come back at any time.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I did not! I included you at the very beginning!

[Myself]

That can be fixed.