You don't want to get into a war with me, Bug.
I'm a Google Master. This will quickly devolve from a friendly environment to a Troll-Hostile Zone. And everyone here knows how I hate trolls. What I can pull up on teh Interwebs would make a porn star blush, make Chuck Norris cry and make Trolls say "DANG...you just got TROLLED."
Now, I'm not calling you a troll, of course, but srsly...stay on topic please.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)