Ah, c'mon, they're only gonna put you in there to lighten up! And besides, it's a PUNCH pool. Like, as in, swimming in non-alcoholic punch. It's alchemical punch, too, so nobody's filth comes off in it, it doesn't muss up hair and nobody's physiologically capable of peeing in it!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)