WINGS....
*Drooling*
Hey, wonder who's up?
"AND NOW!!! IN THE LEFT CORNER! WEIGHING AROUND 400 POUNDS (I don't know exact weight cause he keeps breaking the scale!) WE HAVE...GRONK, THE DESOLATOR!!!"
*Everybody cheers for ogre*
"AND IN THIS CORNER! WEIGHING PERHAPS ALSO 400 POUNDS (I can't weigh him because he keeps trying to kill me) WE HAVE...ORCUS, THE CONQUEROR!!!"
*Crowd goes wild...he's the champ*
"And...FIGHT!" *Announcer runs away from the ring to get out of the way*
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)