Elf waitress: What kinda silly idea would a barbecue chicken PIE be? *giggles and hands him a plate of actual barbecue chicken*
*A nymph and a veela sit on either side of him*
Nymph and Veela: HI, what's your name?
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)