New Beginning (cont'd)

[Zaleramancer]

Jester, I consider you our expert of sociopathic villainy.

Do you think Shadowulf is a budding super villain?

[Zaleramancer]

Meh.

Then why not help them. Good for diplomatic relations and you get to fix the corruption.

[jester_of_god]

1. Why am I suddenly the expert on everything evil?

2. Technically given that villainy and heroism are never trully written in back and white given the adverse natures of all of our actions being viewed as beneficial and detrimental by different groups it is possible to say that we are all supervillains, however shadowulf's constant tactics of enslaving villains into a viral army betrays certain human rights that should never be tampered with, making him the more evil.

SHadow@ Oh sure which is worse. Darn it I'm late for work....what the heck just happened, how the heck is it hot it was snowing a few seconds ago!? or Oh god I'm in so much pain please let me die, Just let me die!!!!!!!!!. as they bend to the wim of their slave master trapped inside of their own minds.

[Zaleramancer]

You almost cause the apocalypse every other Tuesday and WW3 every two to three business days.

[Zaleramancer]

You're more of Chaotic Neutral than Evil.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@Zale: Meh, whatever, if you think I'm being so villainous, I'll gladly relinquish control of them.

Verdict: D&D nerds get a nice new home somewhere randomly chosen in Celadon.

Baddies get tossed into the Prison Realms or normal Earth prison, based on the gravity of their misdeeds, and just plain annoyances get set back out into the chaos.

All with powers intact.

The harmless ones all have means by which to contact me in the event they should need saving or other assistance.

So says the Penultimate, yatta yatta yatta...Happy?

Now where's that laptop? I know I left it around here somewhere...time to reprogram some old games into awesome nmew versions of themselves...Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut is gonna be SO much better now, lol

[jester_of_god]

hmmm I think the nerds would have preffered being sent to the D&D dimension.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, unfortunately, the only way to get there is to do magic, and I am in no mood to call out "Dimensional Door" like a lunatic out in the midst of what is already chaos. They'll just have to adjust to the world I've forged from my very realistic knowledge of magic, the supernatural and the occult. Poor babies, they won't know what to do with themselves, they'll be so giddy.

Existing mythical creatures, creatures of my own design, new ways of performing magic (of which, very FEW require outright calling out spells), etc. and so forth. It'll be great; they'll forget all about D&D and Narnia...

[Zaleramancer]

~(o.o)~

I have no problem with you beatin' up the baddies. It's just the mind control I object to.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, I'm going back to being just Penultimate. As foretold by the Elementals, the Fates, the Norns and a couple guys named Vinny and Lenny from Brooklyn and Queens respectively, I have no business exerting authority in Earth affairs once I have taken on the role of Penultimate in Celadon. I has a job to do, and it ain't here. We already has enough peoples here to take on the entire world population, and so back to Celadon where I will be playing numerous revamped video games until I have arthritis in joints that have yet to be discovered...

[Zaleramancer]

Alrighty!



See? Lovely chart.

You can see that there are moderates.

Neutral (Chaotic Evil) is slightly less evil than Chaotic evil, but more so than neutral.

I'd put jester...



There..

And Shadowulf...



There.

And me..



Based on our actions here.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Why would you say I'm neutral good (lawful) when my previous actions, in your opinion, border on villainy?

[Zaleramancer]

Because you have more or less good motives.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Eh, good enough.

Now time to trek through the Enneal Realm of Dreams.

[Zaleramancer]

The main reason mine is like it is, is because I haven't done much.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

True.

Maybe I need to turn back time to wipe my slate back clean like yours...

[Zaleramancer]

Shaolin Showdown?

That was a highly entertaining little show.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Eh? That was random...

Or was it? 

Was that random?

[Zaleramancer]

Maybe..


My spelling fails. Xiaolin*

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, okey dokey. Gotcha. Kinda. Anyways, whaddya think of the power? Kinda fits my normal motif of superpowering: Generate+Manipulate+Perceive, but I think it's good nonetheless...