New Beginning 9: Mystery of the Miscreants

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Marvelous Miscreant
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There are no bars in Kethencia.
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The Kethencians are clockwork. Why would they need alcohol? But if you have an idea for a city you would like to build on Cykosha let me know. As long as it's peacful.
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Monsterking: ...........materializes small mug of beer....then possess it at bug.  "Whatever you do, never turn this upside down...ever."


Bybthe way. Phone does not let me edit posts after posting.
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Assuming I'm somewhere on your planet, I will be able to get to you before you even realize you need me.

Breaking light speed with relativistic effects is nice.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
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Marvelous Miscreant
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What do you mean? Before I realize I need you?
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Then come...and I shall tell you a story.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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(Give me a minute, I have to type it up.)
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Zaleramancer
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Time seems to move slower the faster you move.

At the speed of light, everything would seem to stop.

So, if I move faster than the speed of light, then time would appear to move backwards.

So, by the time you realize you want my help or something my future-self would have already gotten the message and started to accelerate until time moved backwards, then just get to you at the right place and time.

A bit shakey on physics, but hey, this is new beginning.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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I meant why would I need you? I'm just chilling out in Kethencia.
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Why did any of us need help when looking for that.. magician guy?

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Again, what's your point?
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Zaleramancer
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Nothing, really.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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If Marv is their uncle, what does that make tue rest of us
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