New Beginning 21: Awesomeness Revisited

[The Junkyard Cat]

Cabanilla walks in through a portal. "Well this is an odd site hope you don't mind if I brought company."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I ENGAGE TRICKSTER MODE!

[Zaleramancer]

Bouncing like a rubber ball, I yell a greeting in some obscure language before bounding off.

A bunch of animated objects swarm the new guest.

[Philote]

"Are you going to introduce us to your friend?"

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

I look at the werewolf eating and tap him on the shoulder, "Wanna see which of us can eat more food? I'm willing to say I can eat more than you can without bending reality or spells."

[Myself]

Upon hearing the high-pitched clicks of the insectoids, my cat form runs away, hating the noise.

I then began to return to my original form. A teenaged human should not be bothered by these creatures.

[Zaleramancer]

The werewolf growls an affirmative.

Dozens of crackling magical energy figures begin growing from the ground. They begin making a space for a wide table. Several start placing trays of food onto it. Thousands of exotic dishes from every corner of the mulitverse are laid onto it.

(Feel free to control any of the background characters as you will.)

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

(Ok, thanks. BTW this is one reason it's not a good idea to have a Shigemoto at a party unless you're rich and/or a mage. They can eat lots of food because they have extremely high metabolisms due to the amount of muscle they have)

Crescent takes up a starting position near several croissants, baguettes, escargot, sushi, and other fare as the werewolf set himself where he desired to start as well. At the ringing of a bell(?), the two start scarfing down as much food as they can as fast as they could move.

(They're probably burning half the calories as they eat too...)

[Zaleramancer]

I settle down for a nice meal.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I settle down to a table of my own, for a nice hundred-course meal. Though in all honesty, it's not me, it's a replicate, since I had to run, on short notice, for some jmportant Penultimate. If you need me, feel free to narrate me as Wulf Too.

[Myself]

I decide to join in this idea an settle down for a "meal". Luckily for me, with Heat Eater* active and Perfect Vampire* inactive, I needed to simply find a source of heat (not hard with this gathering) and harmlessly feast upon the heat.

(I decided to give the thread some life, since it's been inactive for a while. The eating part was just an easy way to do it. )

[Zaleramancer]

Who wants to go look at Mars?

(I assume someone terraformed it at some point)

[The Narrator]

I love Mars!  I took some girls there when I was 8. Something about
getting stars....

[Myself]

I've been there before. It's interesting.

(I don't think anyone terraformed it, but it does have enclosed settlements. In any case, most of us could walk unprotected on the martian surface unharmed anyway.)

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Rave on Mars? Yes please and a side of queso!

[Zaleramancer]

Jupiter fades from view as the dome transcends space..

.. Dusty redness replaces it as gravity's grasp weakens.

[Myself]

I anxiously await arrival.

[Zaleramancer]

I stare out to the dust Martian desert, punctuated with domed cities.

Boredom set in.

"Riddling Contest!" I shout.

[Myself]

Teleporting to Zale's position, I agree to join in this game of riddles.

My time as a cat has made me patient, so I wait for him to make the first riddle.

[Zaleramancer]

:P

I'm terrible at riddles.

A old man with the head of a baby walks onto the stage.

"What am I?"