New Beginning 20: Nize Hats for everyone.

[Mik_Hael]

The physics demon which only allows fast moving particles to enter an area.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I think I shall make myself a hat. A wonderful hat of power...yes, I think that is what I shall do to entertain myself.

[Zaleramancer]

A.. nize hat?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Er....no....A Top hat.


...Of power!

[Zaleramancer]

Oooooo!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Precisely my thoughts! But first I must collect a few items to make it.

-The Skin of the Nemian Lion.
- A feather from the Celestial Owl
- A silk band cut from the tapestry of fate
- A golden needle forged in a volcano at dawn
- Some thread spun by Iron Spiders

hmmm, what else?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I have the first, third and fifth things.

What else do you need?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

That's what I'm trying to figure out....What else does this hat need? Charms? Blessings? Materials? I can't think of anyhing....

Perhaps a dip in the river Styx?

[Zaleramancer]

No hen teeth?

No canned sunshine?

Bah. These modern artificers. Why, back in the day you had to trudge both ways up Olympus to get anything done.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

And how do you supppose I incororate those things in a hat?

[Zaleramancer]

Sharpen it on sunlight.

That'll get it so sharp it cuts dialogue.

I demonstrate by swinging a sword.

"Se/        /at I me/
     /e wh/          /an?"

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Brilliant! I shall add that to my list....

[Zaleramancer]

What?

You can't spin moon light into cloth, then soak it in a potion made from ground hen's teeth, fever-few and crocodile tears? (To make it fire-proof).

[Marvelous Miscreant]

It didn't occur to me...But I can now.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Nice.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

So anything else to add to my new hat?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Not to mention, some moly extract. Can't forget moly extract, for an immunity to magic, and that great onion-y flavor.

Oh! And mandrake leaves. And a feather from the crest of The Avalerion bird, just as it is about to die, at the height of its regal avian power.

[Zaleramancer]

Phoenix Feather. Stylish.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Dang this Hat's gonna be awesome. Magic resistant, Indestructable, Effective against spirts and undead, can cut through dialogue, imbued with several magcs and powers.....and so much more.

Perhaps I should be keeping track of all this.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 It would be wise.