I watch events seen by the robo-ring through a viewing globe while drinking tea.
"......." I say in stone.*
*I'll be sitting here drinking tea. Want any?
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather