Oh noes! Fran! This man will die unless you do something!Fran will never let anyone die. Even if they really want to. Even the laws of nature bow down before her in fear!
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather