New Beginning 19: A New Chapter

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I was turned into goo...plain and simple.

[The Junkyard Cat]

"Is that possible wonder whats going to happen to him now?"

[Mik_Hael]

If you try to apply reason, you will be shunned, Iknow from experience. If it get's too random, just ignore it, or start a fight with someone whose  bored.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

It is possible, and I will most likely die because these morons know nothing of Misceant physiology.

[The Junkyard Cat]

"If you die I will use a defibrillator on you even if it won't work I will use it. I never got the chance to."

[Mik_Hael]

............Darn it you've awakened the mad scientist in me.


I think it's time for a Vivisection

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I wonder if I'll dream?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Nope, you were banned from coming near me while I'm unconscious.

[The Junkyard Cat]

"Why was he banned?"

[Marvelous Miscreant]

*shudder* I don't like to talk about it.

[The Junkyard Cat]

"Can you at least describe it in one word?"

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Horrible.

[Mik_Hael]

Because I'm generally insane one step down from psychopathic and usually create chaos on a wide scale for fun apparently. I can't say I've provided much evidence to the conrary in this one though. I have an entire island of mind controlled shape shifting monkey creatures that used to be the blots of society.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

And that's why you aren't allowed to do anything to me unless you sign this! I hold up a contract.

[Mik_Hael]

I have to deal with angels and demons on a regular basis, I make it a habit never to sign something without reading it, and searching for every single possible loophole, and negotiation.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

It basically says that if any negative consequence should occur to me due to your actions....I get all of your power.

[The Junkyard Cat]

"Okay from that response I can guess why he doesn't want you near him. I can try to assist, but the only way I know how is very very very painful. Though its results are assured. Also, what I mean by very very very painful is that its like using a defibrillator, but It kills you for a moment then brings you back. If you're wondering which is the more painful part it is coming back cause you will have to relive all the physical pain you endured through your life. Don't worry too much though I gone through it and I only went insane a few times to be able to be alright in the end............Well my definition of all right. If you're okay with that."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Clearly none of you know about Miscreant physiology...go talk to Mal or Myst before you guys kill me.

[Zaleramancer]

I'll turn you into something with easy to recognize physiology.

[Mik_Hael]

I'd rather kill you than sign that.