"COOKIES!"
I secretly try to take two, but Nikolai smacks my hand and I put one back...
"Sir, you'll ruin your dinner." He says matter-of-factly.
"WHAT?!?!?! Master ruined his dinner???" chef Ivan Cook calls from the kitchen; how the heck he heard that, I'll never know, "YOU BETTER HAVE AN APPETITE FOR WHAT I'M COOKING!!!"
*sigh*
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)