New Beginning 16: All for One and One for All

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 *Teleports beside Zale and drops a microscopic Justin Bieber into his ear*

*mini-JB climbs into his ear, and begins to sing full-blast*

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

But it'll wake him up.

It must be done.

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[Zaleramancer]

"Oh hell." My shadow says before grabbing the nearest heavy object.

The ground begins to shake. The sky darkens and lighting dances across it. The wind howls like the souls of the damned as a garbled latin chorus begins.

A figure appears, stretching from the ground to the sky. Holding in it's caged hands a mini-justin bieber.


WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?

The figure leans in Shad's direction revealing a face that would have sent a demon screaming.

"This belongs to you now. I've enchanted this mini-Justin to always find it's way back to you. YOU WILL NEVER LOOSE HIM AND HE WILL NEVER STOP SINGING."


The sky turns to a lovely blue, the earth tremors stop and the unholy wailing turns into birdsong.

"So what'd I miss?"

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

 AAAAAUUUGGGHH!!!!!!

*Head explodes*

*Head regrows*

*Head explodes again*

"BABY BABY BABY OH!

BABY BABY BABY NO!"

Techne: Wuh-oh...

Wut? Justine Bieber??? Tis I, the DOOM of Biebers everywhere! I DESPISE this Canadian prepubescent-adolescent hermaphrodite! You has the nerve and the gall and the audacity!

IF I HAS TO SUFFER...ALL HAS TO SUFFER!!!

*Puts brain on megaphone mode*

TIME TO MAKE YA PASS AWAY AND FRY!!!

*Brain begins blasting Justin Bieber at unbearable decibels*

I WON'T STOP UNTIL ZALE THE TERRIBLE TELLS ME HOW TO GET RID OF THIS HIDEOUS MONSTROSITY AGAINST NATURE!!!

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[Zaleramancer]

"WHAT WAS THAT? I SHAPESHIFTED AWAY MY EARDRUMS IN CASE YOU WERE MAD."

[Celadon's Penultimate]

COMPUTRESS!!!

Computress: I'm sorry. I shifted to 'deaf mode' as soon as I heard Justin Bieber. Type in your request please.

*Types*

Computress: Confirmed. Shifting to Clairaudient Mode, so even deaf people and people with earplugs can hear it clear as day. Roger.

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[Zaleramancer]

"I AM A ROCK OF FORTITUDE!" I conjure up a lawn-chair to relax in.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 ORLY.

*Turns it up to 11.*

*Shifts the light to produce holograms of Justin Bieber in various states of undress*

How d'ya like THAT, Rock of Fortitude?

[Zaleramancer]

"I find the fact that you possess images of Justin Beiber is various states of undress quite disturbing. Perhaps I could borrow them to sell to the rabid fangirls. I'd make millions. Then again, I don't need money.."

"Oh quit faking. You hate this just as much as them." My shadow said, "Just make. It. Stop."

"Wimp." I say before reaching into my extra-dimensional space. "Let's see, where did I put it?"

I throw out what appears to be a voodoo doll, a few wands, some carved wooden runes, a few charm chains, some paper figures, a glowing ring, a dancing puppet and a bonzai tree..

"Found it!" I hold up a pair of linked steel rings. With a deft touch, I separate the two.

"Happy? You can get rid of him now."

[Celadon's Penultimate]

My mind immediately flashes back to the movie, The Amityville Horror.

I am never so happy to utter these words in the same sentence in my life.

"GET OUT...."

The images of Justin Bieber all disappear simultaneously, and the terrible music stops.

The many beings of Celadon come out of hiding, hesitantly sure that they can begin their lives anew.

Wizard: What the BLOODY HELL was THAT???

Orc: I think the Penultimate called it a Bieber!

Vampire: Good GOD, it's awful, I nearly fled into the sunlight for relief!

Sylph and Succubus: It wasn't all that bad...

Human girls: Yeah, I kinda liked it!

Nix:  A horrid beast capable of seducing girls better than I? This is an outrage!

Bride of Frankenmonster: Ooooohhh...me LIKE!

Frankenmonster: UUUNNNGGGGHHH...ME HATE!

Lich: MUST KILL...AND ENSLAVE...THE BIEBER!!!

Incubus and Nix: But mostly kill. He's taking our fangirls!

Human males: Indeed! *Grab pitchforks* FOR CELADON!!!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

And now for something completely unrelated. My skin turns red with white polka dots and my hair turns green!

[Zaleramancer]

Ohhh Charades!

You're the hulk with the chicken pox?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Um....I didn't do that on purpose!"

My hands switch sides and my skin tuns a lovely shade of magenta.