New Beginning 16: All for One and One for All

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 The Fudge Fiend chuckles insidiously, even as his body hardens to immobility.

The Lollifaye grow more frightened, taking cover in their homes now.

And from the top of the Fudge Fiend's body, a small hole pops open, letting out a wisp of steam.

Before Zale can react, another hole forms in the Fudge Fiend's stomach, and out sprays a steaming hot jet of hot chocolate!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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The giant me screeches as the hot fudge hits it.

The sky begins to darken ominously.

"Crap- Where's my umbrella?! And a boat? HERE COMES THE FLOOD, PART TWO!"

Wind whips through the candyland, uprooting candycane trees and shifting icecream hills. The sky parts to let out a flood of rain. Normal, sugar melting, candy killing rain.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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The Fudge Fiend rumbles with laughter. Zale fails to realize that he is only making things worse...

The Fudge Fiend reaches down and calls up rich chocolate powder from the sugar-sweet abyss, to mix with the water.

HOT COCOA, ANYONE???
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Fudge Fiend: Here, then...have some sweet, sweet hot cocoa............OF DEATH!!!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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It...it's not gonna cool down, Bug.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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"Now he's loosing his temper. Congratulations."

Miniature blackholes begin to appear. The absorb the surrounding candy and grow.

"Time to vacate this universe. Women and children first!"

 
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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 Physics says a lot of crap. I tend to just use them as loose guidelines.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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 The Cookie King turns and gestures to one of the Lollifaye Elders.

The Elder cracks open a fortune cookie, and eats the cookies, leaving the fortune.

"A fresh start will put you on your way."

The black holes waver. And slowly begin to shrink, until they vanish.

The rain and storm recedes, and the hot cocoa disappears.

Time rewinds back to before Zale starts biting Lollifaye...the Glucose Gigants disappear back to their lair in the Sugar Realms.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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It also says people shouldn't be able to bend reality, or build KINGDOMS on clouds, or live in worlds composed of candy and other sugary treats.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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"Wow. Like killer Deja Vu man." My shadow muttered dizzily.

ZZZzzZzzZzzZzzzZZZZZzzzzZZzzzzZzzZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzz...

I iz sleeping.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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That was fun.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Well, according to your stupid laws of physics, that's impossible, too.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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I could make a flying castle that complied to the laws of physics.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Well...yes, true.

Just, none occur naturally on Earth, hence they assume it's physically impossible.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Many things don't appear naturally on earth.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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