..........ridiculous and deadly....fair enough how about a disease which causes the person to speak everything in reverse, move their heads to the opposite end of their spines, and then make them loose all consciousness before their limbs and torsoe seperate and beccome animated, obtaining a mind of their own that is compelled to do a musical dance number before hunting down the nearest person and infecting them until the total number of individual body parts in a three mile radius equals one hundred.
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.