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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

jester_of_god
I'll ask Zalermancer when he gets back, if I remember correctly it was his character.
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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"Oooo! Two Bankais? Do you have an extra soul up your sleeve or something?"

"Anyway.."

"LET THE FIGHT, BEGIN!"

I pull out a box labeled 'Instant Land-Shark'.

With a smile, I throw the box up in the air and then angle the trident towards it.

"Boom, Boom."

A beam of blue light flows from the trident to the box. Tan-colored sharks begin to rain from the sky.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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The Giant blinks and responds by grabbing something from his belt and throwing it.

A rather large bola swerves through the air with impeccable aim.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

jester_of_god
was the dragon powerful enough, or do I need to draw out the fight.
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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It 'twas.

Quite the epic battle!

Let's see who else I have you can fight..

Oo There's the Lady Masquer.

She was a lesser war goddess at one point. Retired to found the city of Masquerade, but still quite formidable.

She was called the Queen of Weapons. Because she knew how to use virtually all of them.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

jester_of_god
 I guess I'll fight her on her own terms then. One of the lesser used functions of my spirit sword is a shapeshifting ability. So what's her power and skills then?
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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Gah! Oh you dirty trickster! I struggle against my bonds while spewing a list of incoherrant swears in every language.
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

jester_of_god
come on dude their are children, larvae, and nymphs here.
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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And?
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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I suppose if they were incoherrent currses it was alright. As long as a little alien doesn't go home and ask it's care giving robotic unit what a "Garglephelctim" is.
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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What is this thing made of? Gaaaaaaah! (more incoherrant curses punctuated by threats in Kethencian)
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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Superhuman Strength (8/10)
Superhuman Speed (4/10)
Superhuman Durability (6/10)

Ageless
Telekinetic Weapon Control
Endless Armory of Magic Weapons
Three Thousand Years of Combat Experience
Demon-Repelling Aura
Rapid Learning Ability (Towards the use of weapons only)

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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The silk of giant spiders.

----

The Giant pulls out a trident (Where is he keeping all these things) and advances towards the helpless Miscreant.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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So in other words in addition to being super strong her weapon arsenal can range anywhere from a caveman's hatchet, to a military grade lazer bazooka.
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

jester_of_god
are you going to describe me to her so it'll be a fair fight...?
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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Or in more understandable terms, she could lift a small office building (Barely), run at about sixty mph and armor piercing rounds wouldn't scratch her.

She's the main reason that entire armies have avoided raiding the city of Masquerade.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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Yeah. She saved a Blacksmith god from demon hordes.

He was rather grateful.

She does prefer the less modern weapons though, as she lives in a fantasy world..
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

jester_of_god
I guess I'll start then. What's her bio age?
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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How old she seems?


Thirty-ish?

She looks rather.. Amazonian. Normally wears a mask or helmet.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

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Would you like to narrate or should I?

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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