What the hell? Just.. What. The. Hell.
The only possible response is a long, long steam of censor bleeps.
Good new Shadow! I have managed to redirect any anger to a more acceptable target.
I'm trying to decide if I should try to troll them.. On second thought, the mere idea of signing up for an account on that disgusts me utterly.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather