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[Marvelous Miscreant]

It's no laughing matter. I'm burnt on 45% of my body.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Sorry, but that is HILARIOUS...

No offense, but why the heck would you be dumb enough to stay out in the sun long enough to BURN? You didn't feel the slightest inclination to get out of the sun when your dermis had turned a warm golden crispy brown???

[Marvelous Miscreant]

That's just it though, I'm so white I don't notice my burns until about an hour after I get them. My skin shows no signs of being sunburned until its too late.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

You have no idea how much of a good laugh that was...

I am honestly truly sorry for your crispy butt, but that was hilarious to envision...

I mean, I grew up being in the sun all day, and coming back in black as a tire, so I sadly can't sympathize. But you certainly have my empathy...after I'm done LMBO'ing.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Then you'll find this even funnier. My brother thought it would be funny to mess with me when applying sunscreen to my back. I now have an upside-down U sunburned on my back.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Pfft...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!


ROFLcopter!!!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Yeah yeah, laugh it up.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I shall...

You, sir, have made my day. Or rather my hour. Something else made my day.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I kinda missed it by a few posts but....

My 5000th post. Look how far I've come in just a few months!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Marvelous Miscreant]

 I'm a rising star.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Very true...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I have just stumbled, in my hapless Googling, upon a TROLL NEST! AAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!

This site makes me feel very Hulkish.

The phrase "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..." QUICKLY comes to mind.

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?p=1127790

[Marvelous Miscreant]

My mind has just be assaulted by a horrible rash of comments.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Um, YEAH...

I wanted to become a technopath for like a split second just to unleash a monstrous mega virus on all their computers simultaneously.

A contagious virus that spread from computer to computer (and computer to racist) with a mere touch.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I simply wanted to find a way to punch them through their monitors...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

That would work as well...

[Philote]

What? What did I just read?

I could barely understand what they were trying to yell about.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I think its better if we don't understand it.