I hate movies.
Was trying to watch one that was being shown at my school, and some girls behind me wouldn't shut the hell up. I wanted to smack one of them when she got offended that someone up front dared shush her.
"I can talk if I want 'cause earlier people were talking so I couldn't hear. So I'm gonna talk now."
Oooooo. I hate when people get sassy just because someone told them to do what you're supposed to do anyway.
I wish I'd just gone up and smacked her in the head, then said "Earlier, you were talking so I couldn't hear. Now I'm smacking you in the head because of that. Got a problem? SHUT THE FUCK UP."
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather