Oh, and a bit after that, I went outside because it was cool out and I was feeling feverish (It made sense at the time).
Turned around, there was a dog between me and the house.
It barked at me. I figured I'd just back off slowly and circle around it...
..But it decided to follow me. I walked halfway into my neighbor's yard before It got distracted by their (Fenced in) dogs.
So I walked briskly for the house, breaking into a run when it started barking again.
I wonder If I've offended a gypsy fortuneteller or something. I appear to be cursed.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather