King of the Hill.

[Myself]

Another game from my time on Tribal Wars. In this one, we try to claim ownership of a hill, including through use of our NB powers. Teams are permitted, but single individuals are encouraged. As always, I shall start:

"I find a hill. I put a flag on it. My hill."

With that, I declare this thread officially OPEN!

[WonderDrow]

I put my flag on the bottom of the hill.  
And use my terraforming ability.
 
The ground under Myself's flag lowers till it become a pit.
The ground under my flag raises till it becomes the new hill.

Myself, enjoy your pit.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I go to the top of the hill and use Wrist Blade to create the Schwerer Gustav on top of the hill.

By right of biggest gun, the hill is now mine.

[WonderDrow]

I use Gun Shift to transform the Schwerer Gustaf into a small toy Water Gun.
My Nerf longstrike cs-6 gun is bigger so by the same right the hill is mine again.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I challenge you to water pistols at dawn for the hill. Who wants to be my second?

[WonderDrow]

"Uses the super water hose to splash Vault from the hill and into the pit with Myself."

You're too wet for that duel.

[Zaleramancer]

I make it so I always exist one second before everyone else.

I go and stand on top of the hill.

By right of seniority, it is mine.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I animate the hill and grant it sentience, with the added caveat that it develops an averse fear to you, and thus refuses to let you get anywhere near it.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I crawl out of the pit, get down on one knee, and propose to the hill with a diamond ring I found in the pit.

[WonderDrow]

Does nothing because it's seems way to interesting to see if the hill will accept Vault's offer and flag pole.

The grooming rituals of sentient hills are really an unexplored area of expertise.
But maybe we will at least learn the gender of the hill. If applicaple.

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[Zaleramancer]

I use my superspeed to catch the hill in a tin can.

I put the can in an egg, and the egg in a duck, and the duck in a hare, and the hare in a chest, and the chest under a tree, and the tree on a island, and the island in an ocean of fire, and the ocean of fire below a mountain of death.

Which I hide in my pocket.

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[Zaleramancer]

I call the time cops to arrest yo ass for violating causality and paradox fraggin' me.

(In the meantime, I go sit on my mountain of death which is better than that crumbly old coffee stained hill anyway.)

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[WonderDrow]

I approach the proxy on the sentient hill and use Hypnotism to make the proxy defend my flag with his life.  

Then I ride the hill toward the sunset. Yeehaw !!!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I alter the path of the sun in the sky, moving it back to about noontime (the position under which I currently stand). Can't exactly ride off into the sunset, if the sun isn't setting, now can ya?

I then run up to the sentient hill, scold it for going off with strangers, tell it to buck WD from its back, then send it to its room (which, coincidentally, is the centermost room deep in an underground castle, guarded by a race of element-manipulating dragons, surrounded by an electrified lava moat).

Then, of course, I send the sun back on its natural course, before disappearing to the hill's room, to stand on it.

My hill.

[WonderDrow]

As expected. I figured you would fall for my trap.

As the Dragon Lord I earned the loyalty of those dragons.
They had instructions to secure the hill if you would move it to your castle.

The dragons escape your fortress and carry the hill accross the ocean.
Where they drop the hill onto the floating sentient island I previously ordered.

But there is still an uncertainty that bugs me.
Will the hill accept Vault's marriage proposal?
I can't know for sure...

So I transform the hill to a non-sentient hill of pudding.

My pudding.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Likewise, you fell for MY trap. Possessing various MythPowers (ie divine powers), based on foods and desserts, I take advantage of your foolish foodly transmogrification, by teleporting the pudding through an extradimensional portal full of other hill-shaped puddings. Then, I give the original hill its sentience back, but also every other hill within a fifty-mile radius. And if any of you get any closer, I'll unleash my army of Planetary Pudding Prowlers, to destroy each and every pudding, including our beloved Hill in the process.

If I cannot rest assured atop the pudding, then none shall rest assured atop the pudding.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

While all of you have been doing that, I've been walking the Earth with a pair of stone tablets preaching the word of Arceus to the masses. Lo, for the great golden Pokemon delivered his revelations unto me at the top of yonder hill so that I might unite the souls of humans and Pokemon. Oh what, nonbeliever? Pokemon do not exist? Then how do you explain Arceus appearing clear in the sky yonder? How do you explain the miraculous healing abilities he hath bestowed upon me, his faithful servant?

I have founded a new world religion, and claimed the hill as it's most holy site. As the prophet of Arceus I forgo all worldly possessions, but we all know that the hill is mine now. Public opinion has been swayed against you for desecrating, stealing, and threatening to destroy the hill.