Yeah, I'm guessing the second one would be best.
Now, powers MUST be based on memes, naturally.
BUT, nothing like "insta-pwn", or "SHOOP DA WHOOP" or "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US".
You will be going up against a creature with each of these and other frightening capabilities (except "insta-pwn"); their armies will be crazy frogs, ninja cats, lolcats, and all manner of other unpleasant (and hilarious) foes.
So be on your guard. Choose your powers wisely. Know your strengths and weaknesses...
And be prepared to be funny.
Otherwise, you may not make it against whatever villains I can throw at you.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)