Facebookers speaking Facebookese-
Jimmy: Status- 'Today sucks; didn't get homework done on time; fail'
Molly: Molly [likes] Jimmy's status
Twitterites (or Twitterlings, or...Twits?) speaking Tweet-
Joe: Wise man say, wipe a** back to front. #Random
(# PRONOUNCED as hastag)
Folks speaking Txt...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)