little known fact, the reason that aliens continually invade earth is because of the formation of the continents.
in the universal tongue the combination of landmasses that form up both Asia and Europe spell out "FREE PIE....the Americas spell out Free liqueur" the reason they harvest cows is because they are stockpiling milk for our eventual pie giveaway, unfortunately their space milking machines are not fit for human cattle........
sorry I was incredibly bored.
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