Internet Awesomeness 2: Reloaded

[Marvelous Miscreant]

You didn't get lord of time. You can control it, but sparingly...Anyways it doesn't matter, so let's end this conversation.

[Zaleramancer]

I'm an elemental alchemy using possibly immortal dude with some skill in martial arts.

[jester_of_god]

I would if you'stopped insulting me at every chance you got.

[jester_of_god]

cool.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I'm not insulting you and I don't intend to. You just keep reading everything thing I say as a jest towards you. Stop being paranoid and use some common sense. I AM NOT INSULTING YOU!

[jester_of_god]

I think I"m going to take it again but this time let one of my evil persona's take over.

[jester_of_god]

...okay apparently this is what my evil self got

The Void Illusionist
20% Strength, 63% Bloodlust, 32% Intelligence, 20% Spirit, 17% Vitality and 28% Agility!



The Void Illusionist
20% Strength, 63% Bloodlust, 32% Intelligence, 20% Spirit, 17% Vitality and 28% Agility!

Limitless power! You are the Void Illusionist, a warrior whose soul was traded for omnipotence. You have the unique ability to distort the laws of the universe, enabling you to defeat almost any foe. Within a certain radius of your body, you can control and create any rules or laws that you desire, and all other warriors must obey those laws or face destruction. However, only one rule can be created at a time, and creating a new one renders the old rule void. Even without this law-changing ability, you still possess incredible power. In fact, darkness and evil literally permeates the air around you, forcing anyone nearby to fall into nightmarish illusions. Anyone who gets too close will become trapped in this mental torture chamber, protecting you from any form of close ranged attack. Furthermore, by spreading and extending your dark energy you are able to control these illusions and manipulate people into joining your side. Although, if a warrior happens to slip by these illusions, you still have one last defense left: the power to alter and adjust reality of events that just took place. In other words, if someone slashes off your arm, you can change the reality of what just happened, making it so that your arm never got chopped off. Essentially, you are taking the reality that just took place and transforming it into an illusion. The possibilities are endless; however, they come at an incredibly high cost: you must offer the life of one powerful human in exchange for altering reality. The more powerful the human that you sacrifice, the more powerful your ability becomes. Because of this hefty price, it would be wise to capture and absorb as many human souls as possible to use in the trade. But don't capture too many or your mind may fall victim to the combined force of all the angry spirits in your body! Even if you manage to preserve your mind, once you finally die your own soul will face an eternity of torment and pain for all the sins you've committed.

I'm not sure I should congratulate you on reaching this incredibly high class :P

This extraordinary class requires an extreme lust for chaos and omnipotence.

The Genie has granted you the Hidden Power of Omnipotence.


Evil self: Fool, if I shall ever die I will become the king of hell!!

Actual self:...Right...back in your cage.

[jester_of_god]

Evil self: Still though, I'm honestly surpriseed, I was assuming that the test would be rigged to give anyone evil enough a low ranking ability, although I will admit I was slightly pleased by the results.

Actual self: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE.

Evil self: You do realize that you brought me back out simply for this post correct?.

Actual self: "Smirk" I guess so. Either way your going back in.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Please stop talking to yourself and get back on topic.

[Zaleramancer]

63% of your evil self's persona is bloodlust.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

This surprises you?

[jester_of_god]

yes, for once I agree with shadowulf. I did say it was my evil self, and most of the time when I summon him he manifests himself as a demonic winged reptile humanoid.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha That's awesome.

[neogenetica]

I will never look at itty bitty turtles the same way again.

[Zaleramancer]

Who's an adorable little fire breathing shelled agent of destruction? You are. You are.

[neogenetica]

I got this

The Chaos Phantom
17% Strength, 57% Bloodlust, 33% Intelligence, 33% Spirit, 18% Vitality and 20% Agility!


Silent ,deadly, and frightening, you are the Chaos Phantom. You're dark, and you're light, and you might be a tad bit bipolar. Or maybe not. I really don't know what to make of you. The truth is that normally you're a relatively stable person. But as a master of both light and dark magic, there is both good and evil that resides within you. These energies are normally in balance, and when they are balanced they can create truly frightening and devastating magical combinations. For example, you are able to control gravity, create masterful illusions, and throw your opponents into vortices of darkness and destruction. You can even use your powers to teleport, enhance your stealth, and escape from danger. Your powers distort the very stability of the world around you, and therefore if your powers are not in balance, you may end up being devoured by the energy and the chaos within you. Or worse, you may end up consuming the world and everyone around you in your insanity! Normally introverted, Chaos Phantoms wander the earth alone trying to stay clear of anyone and anything that might disturb the balance within them. In battle, Chaos Phantoms prefer to attack from the shadows and from a distance; however, they are not opposed to using their powers at close range if absolutely necessary.

Congratulations on reaching this extraordinary class!

This is a special class and requires a very high amount of Chaotic Stability. You scored 76% on this variable!

Chaotic Stability overshadows any Hidden Power granted by the Genie.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[Zaleramancer]

Scary pregnant woman.