Immortality

[jester_of_god]

two people are born every second...what happens if you finish insulting Azeikial zimmerman and Abceed Abari is born the next second...


1. Take complete and utter control of the world by slowly infiltrating every government in the world and taking complete control of the stock market, effectively ending all wars and completely taking over mans evolutionary track. Why not you've got all of the time in the world.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

1. Make up a bucket list of all kinds of weird and absurdly crazy things (piranha fishing, anyone?)

[jester_of_god]

...nah,  What about angler fish wrestling?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, sure, I've got time to kill to get good at it...

[jester_of_god]

you'll get some great night vision while your down there too.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Arrrgh... glub glub, glub glub!

No air! Glub glub!

I love scaring the other scuba divers!

[jester_of_god]

....I think that you mean submariners. paint your eyelids red and wear some old nineteenth century dress clothing and they'll think that the titanic zombies have returned.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I take it you're not new to that game...

[jester_of_god]

never  played a zombie killing game in my life, just thought it would be a better concept than attack of the mermen.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

never said you played any zombie killing games, I was saying that you must have played that prank before...

[jester_of_god]

nope haven't played that game either....although I do come from an apparently long line of pranksters....

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

think what you will but it's true.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

if you say so...how would I know...

[jester_of_god]

exactly for all I know your in prison. The internet is a giant mask which hides the true nature of all who are in it....probably my philisophical sidee interferes with the prankster side too much causing apathy.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Apathy is not philosophical. Apathy is a disregard for philosophy, caused by the inability to appreciate or understand such...

[jester_of_god]

combination of two conflicting colors leads to a grey zone, same conzept. I want to play a prank my philisophical side reminds me of the repurcussions. and I'm usually not serious enought o actually apply my phiisophical side because of the prank side leading to a Grey zone of general not caring.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Whatever you say...

[jester_of_god]

yep let's just continue this relationship of both of us considering the other entirely insane.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

What reason did I ever give you to think I was insane? Its not like I ever brought about numerous apocalypses and released countless monstrosities of nature to terrorize the masses, or distorted reality to reflect the deepest, darkest corners of the mind...