If you could pick any ONE power...

[Vespert]

Well, you kinda made me wanna try it...

[Myself]

[Myself]

What is thought of this:
Dimensional Power Block

Who thinks these powers would work against it:
Reality Anchoring* -Fix the laws of reality to allow the selected superpowers.
Immutability* -Prevent your body from being altered by the changes in reality. To be fair, I'm not sure this would work.
Dimension Manipulation* -Provide an armor of dimensions following selected natural laws to retain your powers.
Ability Imbuing* -Grant items the powers you want, but under a name that makes them immune to the effect.
Dimensional Rule Immunity -I'm not sure this would work, since it's your own dimension.

What powers can you think of which would solve this dilemma?

Any one of us could easily destroy the planet or seal it in another reality (e.g Personal Realm* or Dimension Manipulation*) where it's effects are negated, but that would be unfair. I'm looking for power-based solutions.

[Zaleramancer]

Conservapedia is stupid.

According to them, the word "pretty" is reallly the liberal version of "Angelic".
Likewise, "Separation of church and state" is really "Anti-Christian Bigotry".
"Liberated Woman" and "Empowerment" means "Harlot".
"Multicultural" means "Heathen".
"Diverse" means "Perverse"
"Hate Speech" means "Rebuke".
"Homosexual" means "Abomination"

Oh, and "Love" is really "Lust". No possibility of people loving each other, they really just want to have sex with them.


Why must people act this way?

[Myself]

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

[Myself]

Wait. I just read the link. It got me here.

Apparently, I can't believe in evolution, even if I'm Christian.

They also say that "Thank Goodness!" is an inappropriate alternative to "Thank God!". In Australia, we Christians never use God's name in vain.

Not to mention they still haven't accepted homosexuals.

Also, according to that page, a "liberated women" would also mean "slut", "prostitute" or "sex worker". I can't wait till Dryad sees it.

[Myself]

Not to mention, apparently "scientific theory" is "heresy".

I think I will stop there, before my rant loses any hope of an end.

[Myself]

It's...interesting how they mention the word "secular" as "pagan" and "godless" yet use it in their own article.

[Myself]

This guy's right, isn't he? Nope, religion's silly, yet being genetically engineered by aliens as a slave race isn't. Yep, completely agree with you.

NOT!

Here's just some of the reasons why:
1) You use the same arguments as the Creationists you say are following an evil belief.
2) If aliens were advanced enough to come here and genetically engineer a slave race from the ground up, why couldn't they make them on on their home planet or better still, use robots?
3) Why haven't we built or created anything for these aliens? You could say amazing ancient structures like the pyramids of Giza, but give us some modern examples please. Besides, what would aliens want with a pile of well-built, well-organised stone? Again, do it on your home planet.

[Zaleramancer]

Which guy?

[Zaleramancer]

You'd be a godless liberal nazi communist if you believed in evolution.

They have a page on Gender Roles.

And It amuses me to no end that their page on Homosexuality is much, much longer than the one on God.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

INITIATE RANT...

 Bad Zale! Bad!

 *wagging finger* What has I told you about going to that website?

 But in all seriousness, these people know nothing of open-mindedness or the teachings of Jesus Christ, other than wrongfully using His Words to make themselves feel superior. These same people think less of women, other races, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, etc. etc. And, fifty years ago, they would have said I was somehow less of a Christian (me!) simply because of the fact that I'm black (shoot, they might even still believe it now...). They don't know how to show love, patience, charity, tolerance, and all that other good stuff unless they're showing it to people who are just like them, and share their exact same beliefs.

They are the very poorest examples of Christian principles.

 Conservative/Republican =/= automatically Christian, nor does Christianity = bigoted/sexist/racist/prejudiced, and I'm ashamed to be associated with people of that kind in any way, shape, form or fashion... In fact, they should be ashamed of themselves!

A true Christian is loving, peaceful, kind, loyal, tolerant and righteous according to the Word and Will of Jehovah-God (as exemplified in the life and teachings of His Only-Begotten Son, Jesus Christ). For adhering blindly and wholeheartedly to some vile mockery, some unholy travesty of all the former (tainted by bigoted, closed-minded and deceptive interpretations), they are no better than the "heathens" they proclaim to be fortifying themselves against. Their ignorance is astonishing, and it makes me so angry that those are the examples of Christianity put forth in society.

I mean, if I was on the outside looking in, and THEY were my only example of what Christian goodness was about, I'D think we were all a bunch of ignorant, narrow-minded, backwood, occultic "other-haters" too! It's despicable, and before they go to heaven (IF they should be allowed the honor, by His Majesty, the Christ), I only HOPE they get the honor of a royal, regal, all-righteous chewing-out by The Lord God On High, Jehovah himself!

To all non-Christians reading this, it may seem kind of a slap on the wrist for being self-righteous stumblingblocks to other people's salvation, but believe me, in the presence of God's magnitude, this would suffice. And I'd love to see Him tell them off for impeding spiritual development, and tainting the meaning of true Christian love with their hatred and prejudice. For turning people away from His Kingdom, and making them feel unworthy of Jesus Christ, when all JESUS asks of people is to believe on His Love and His Power and His Righteousness and His Justice His Truth, in order to be saved, to worship Him in spirit and in truth, and to repent of their wrongs before they go to Judgment!

 Hallelujah, Maranatha, Selah. I speak these things in Jesus Christ's perfect name, whose name is above every other name! For all those who are discouraged, disheartened, distrusting, dismayed or disdaining the mention of God, I hope this is a symbol of God's true Goodness and Love; His TRUE standard of Judgment and Justice. And to those who love and trust Him already, or desire to know Him, let this be encouragement that your love and faith and words are not in vain! Amen!

RANT COMPLETE. 

[Myself]

Zaleramancer wrote

Which guy?

The writer.

[Myself]

[Myself]

I wonder what they'd be like in the New Beginning universe? Nonexistent perhaps?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Oh, no, they would exist.

On Planet Conservata, Planet of the Conservatives, which I will gladly set aside for them using Power of Imagination.

The whole planet would be composed of nothing but white conservative republican "Christian" humans, with no pesky blacks, Arabs, Jews, Hispanics, Orientals, gays, Catholics, Buddhists, Muslims or liberals. The only minorities they'd have to worry about would be those inferior, weak women. You wouldn't even have to worry about invading spaceships from them; they'd be so scientifically and educationally backward, they wouldn't make inventions beyond clothes, shelters and rudimentary hunting and farming implements. And with no creative, innovative minds among them, they'll stay at that level of intellectual and technological development forever.

Problem solved!

[Myself]

Bravo, my friend, bravo.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 See? There's always a positive proactive solution.

They get to live under their delusion of racial and religious superiority, and nobody else has to suffer for it! Brilliant!

[Myself]

[WonderDrow]

For me it depends on how many would get a power.
Because if you're the only one then a power to copy powers would be useless.

Else I would go for something like Wolverine's healing factor.
Which basically gives you everlasting life in good health.
It doesn't make you powerfull, but you'll last longer than those who are powerfull ;)