Bathos. Tis I, the Viceroy of Verbosity. The Lord of Language. The Artisan of Articulation. Indeed, the Penultimate.
Oh, yeah, and my kind of expression tends to have that contagious effect on people. No worries, you're not the only one who's adopted either a phrase of mine or some means of expressing self.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)