Generic (Totally Original) Fantasy Roleplay. Part III.

[Mik_Hael]

No for boars and bears. Eatin meat.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Huh? How do you mean?

[Mik_Hael]

throw down section of jerky in middle of glade. Animal smells jerky. animal eats jerky. Animal dies. give animal to Creole Cleric for cooking.

or eat raw if that's your thing.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

And then I carefully cut around the poison you just put in the animal.

Though now I kind of want to prepare a demon for safe consumption. I imagine I'd need some sort of blessed grittle....

[Mik_Hael]

...oh I see the confusion.

The term demon jerky does not mean it's made specifically for demons.

It's made from demons.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I'd figured that.

But strangely, there was confusion in my mind that it was both made FROM demons, and that it was used to ATTRACT demons...

Hehe, my bad, I think I contributed to the confusion.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

That's what I meant to.
I'd have to broil all the taint off.

[Mik_Hael]

You need to baste the carcass in holy water under the light of a full moon for approximately three days before carving the meat in a hexogram pattern using the solar plexus as the central location. Then you must roast over an open fire of holy salts for approximately four hours.

[Mik_Hael]

It attracts demons about as much as the smell of beef jerky attracts humans.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Nice...

[Zaleramancer]

What if they're vegetarian?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Then he better pull out the tofu version, quick...

[Mik_Hael]

I've never met a vegetarian demon. Do plants even grow in the plain of demons and monsters?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

well since it's Zale's world he decides if there are or not.

[Mik_Hael]

Even then the plants would have faces and probably be carnivorous so what would be the point of vegetarianism?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Again, it's Zale's world so plants could just be normal plants. In fact, demons could all be vegitarians and not nessecarily be evil at all. Just because you think it should be a certain way doesn't mean it has to be.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 You've never met a demon at all (or at least not one you've recognized). Otherwise, you'd know that demons, being insubstantial, do not eat at all. Therefore, ANY jerky would (in a real-life setting) be useless to attract them.

My point? Demon eating habits are moot, since demons don't eat. If Zale decides they eat anything AT ALL, it will be fiction. So, leave the decision up to him.

(BTW: Not sure if plants grow in Hell, but if they do, I'm pretty sure there'd be some demon down there big and bad enough to take their leafy butts on, no matter how powerful they are)

[Mik_Hael]

-.- in the real world they may not eat flesh for it's sustenance but they do like the feeling of raw arteries ripped from the bone in between their fingers, and the smell of blood spraying over your ethereal form is refreshing as heck.


either way we're just being contradictory at this point.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

That might be what you believe, but that does not make it the truth.

[Mik_Hael]

That might be what you believe but it doesn't make me wrong either. ....we have wasted so much space on this, I think I'll be the bigger man and end the conversation on this post.