Game: Randomizer Wars!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Well, it's really only the cursive ones that are annoying...they're hard to read.

Steampunk Hero > Deadly Grip Snap
Cash Manipulation > Mastery of the Great Ice Aura
Energy Morph = Rise of Cthulhu

[Zaleramancer]

I never use that one for that reason.

I only put it there because I felt bored.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Alright, who's fighting next?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I got Playground Creation. Who want to brawl in the schoolyard?

[Zaleramancer]

Number Knowledge!

I be knowing the number in your head!

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Befuddled as to how you knew I was thinking of 32 I nonetheless summon a great slide underneath your feet, rising up into the stratosphere. After a few moment physics kick in and the slide collapses under its own weight.

[Zaleramancer]

So If I'm falling at a rate of five meters per second, and the ground is... <Some number> below me then...

I grab onto a piece of plastic large enough to slow my fall to non-lethal levels.


Wooo! Math is so much easier when I know all numbers.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Seeing your love of mathematics I create a...block flippy... uh...

That thing in the middle with the spinning cylinders with the x's and o's on it. Except it stretches on to eternity and each cylinder has 2 numbers on it. Your math-tastick brain informs you that should all the letters be turned the right way you would get Pi. But it is all so hopelessly out of order.

[Zaleramancer]

*Twitch*

Must.. Resist.. Urge.. To.. Organize..

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I run up and down a length of the cylinders, spinning them as I go.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

They rotate enticingly.

[Zaleramancer]

[Zaleramancer]

Stop that.

Organizing. Spinny things..

[Zaleramancer]

Also, there's a 1/1000000 chance of you being struck by lightning now.

*Clouds crackle ominously*

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

While you are distracted with trying to organize the cylinders into Pi, I stroll over to the crumbled pieces of the Giga-slide. Selecting what looks like the most solid bit of plastic I can lift i make my way over to where you are working and begin drubbing you about the head with it.  

[Zaleramancer]

Owww.

I see no real way to win this.

Try against Jester.

If you can win, you're effectively a god.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Playground Creation > Number Knowledge

Another battle done.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

So do I keep using this power in the next fight or choose another? Because this one is fun.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

You choose another one.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Okay, I got Anime Entering. Let's get it on!