Relax, WHD, it was a joke...
I found it on FB, and adapted it without the "like if this is true" part.
Typically people don't try me. Not that I'm such a tough guy, I just don't usually come across disrespectful people.
But then if I do have problems that I can't simply walk away from, I typically go for my pockets like I'm reaching for a knife. Even know I don't carry a knife.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)