Comedy Awesomeness!

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[Whd]

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[Vespert]

WHD wrote

LOL I remember this one! That's why I avoid driving in Paris

[Zaleramancer]

So I was reading this article about climate change based apocalypses.

Apparently, the safest place to be was.. Australia.

It's a sad, sad day for humanity when the safest place to be is the one where every living creature wants to feed upon your succulent flesh.

The seas are full of jellyfish, sharks and doubtlessly sea monsters. Spiders and huge insects are everywhere, injecting poison into everything. Dingoes are eating babies and koalas are dropping out of the trees to attack your face..

Oh. That makes sense. It's obvious that even climate change is to afraid to fuck with Australia.

After all, who knows what kind of soul-eating abomination would crawl out of it if you messed up the climate there.

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 The monsters would adapt to become more monstrous, certainly...

[Zaleramancer]

Yep.

Japan would apparently survive through cultural cohesiveness.

Which I'm reading as "They would combine into a huge mecha and defeat the physical personification of climate change."


America would survive too.

The skinny people would cling to the fat people to avoid being blown away by hurricanes and tornadoes, while the rich armed their money cannons to bribe the weather into submission.

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 Dang skippy.

[Mik_Hael]

where are you reading this?

[Zaleramancer]

No where in particular.

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 Yeah, he comes at me wearing that suit, and he'll get a hammer. His 'red' will be black and blue.

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@First pic:

@Second pic:

[Zaleramancer]

Read.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Oh, yeah, Rachel Maddow did a piece on him... Mayor Kitty...

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Anybody seen that subway yet?

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A)Kick in the nuts/balls, shins, etc, for putting his hands on your girlfriend, and attempt to run?

B)Punch in the face, throat, chest, etc, for putting his hands on your girlfriend, and attempt to run?

C)Do option A and/or B, for putting his hands on your girlfriend, and stick around to fight/get beat up?

CORRECT ANSWER:
*please*

D) High-five him for having good taste, and then walk away.