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Celadon's Penultimate

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That SO does not work.

And if it does, she secretly liked being ogled anyway...

“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)

Zaleramancer

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Philote wrote

Where did you find that / Is there more?

Not that I saw, no.

I found it in a long, long thread made for Demotivation Posters.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
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The Junkyard Cat

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Hello one and all I may not have a good selection with comedy but I found this to be funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEuUjStgNqY

And here is what not to do as a healer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHpPKgi-niI&feature=related

My flame shines bright. Just make sure not to get burned by it.

Marvelous Miscreant

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Ha ha, stupid white mage....

Praise the Sun

Zaleramancer

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Mik_Hael

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This post was updated on .

BOW DOWN TO THE VIDEO GAME KING OF GLITCHES...............I SAID BOW!!!

Old jokes, but classics.

A pirat walks into a bar and the bartender sees that there's a ship wheel in the front of his pants. So he says "Eh Captain, Do you know you've got a ship wheel stuck to your crotch."

And the captains say's "Eye, it's drivin me nuts."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper. Later when he's walking home he sees a grasshopper on the street, and he says "Hey, did you know they named a drink after you."

So the grasshopper says "Really, their's a drink named Irving?"

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I also no a mildly offensive one involving detroit.

Philote

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You win an internet for that post Zale.

Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.

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