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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

Marvelous Miscreant
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Many.....so very many. In fact, your mind could turn to mush from the amount of things that have not been done....so....many.........things........*splat*


Well, there goes my brain....again
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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

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 That's been done before, too...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

Marvelous Miscreant
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Yes....that was the point.
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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

Mik_Hael
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Yes an infinite number of things can be done ,but the things that can be done within the human range of perception are finite. Here I'll give you a chance to prove your theory. Name one thing, one thing, that has not been as of yet, done, mentioned, or spoken of. By the way I will not count gibberish such as A:LKFHMBCLKHVLHWOEURJLGJ<:N<MXZNBCVHUEWYRTFGVBKB:J:UQHR
as that is not an actual thought, and even so with random symbol generators operating round the clock it has most likely been reproduced at least once...as well as this post.
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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

Marvelous Miscreant
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The human imagination is infinite and therefore what we can create is infinite. You may disagree, but that's your opinion, not fact.

But just to humor you....it has never before been done, a cartoon crown molding with 82 arms that speaks only by screaming in an Australian accent. You may claim that this has been done before, but you would have no proof....because there is no proof.
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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

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An accurate depiction of God/Jesus

A photo of an angel

Authentic letters written by various deities

etc. etc. ad infinitum...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

Marvelous Miscreant
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And there you have it....moving on.
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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

Mik_Hael
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All of which are beyond the human range of perception.

And yes marv if you look hard enough it has been done before...although I suppose the one I saw had the crown screaming in Arabic.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Crown molding...not crown...and no you cannot. My opinion stands, you will not change it. Now stop.
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Nerds are fun.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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 Wow...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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6 Insane Highways
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: Comedy Awesomeness!

Zaleramancer
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Use this now.

On here.

Then read.

It's HILARIOUS.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Zaleramancer
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Or a shapeshifting Dragon Cohort.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Celadon's Penultimate
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 Just...just take the joke at face value, Zale.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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 Achilles, may he rest in peace.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Zaleramancer
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Only in Dwarf Fortress do you get things like...

My King is a Female Vampire Skinhead. 

She's also a fair swordsdwarf, likes fishing, and has killed over two thousand dwarves and elves in combat...
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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 Wow.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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