Comedy Awesomeness!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Zaleramancer wrote

It appears to be a series of poems, with each one being reduced by a word or letter.. until you get to the final one.

And yes, you recite it every time you wiggle your hand or say nothing.

 Fascinating.

[Mik_Hael]

Manly men doing manly things.

[Zaleramancer]

Hyperbole and Half.

Read it.

Now.

[Zaleramancer]

Who wants to visit Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Not me, I like where I am already.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Wha-huh?

[Zaleramancer]

It's a hill.

In New Zealand.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh...

Then, if I go there, you should visit Bangkok.

Or, as the older Thais may know it:

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

[Zaleramancer]

Something from a book I read.

Some people were trying to get the attention of the Demoness Metria.

So another demon, who's she's conivinced to baby sit her son, tells her son to repeat something he said, loudly and with enthusiasm.

"OH, LOOK AT THE FAUN AND NYMPH! WHAT A CELEBRATION!"

She poofs in before he gets much past "What".


Because you know what Fauns an Nymphs tend to do together. Don't you?

She probably did a spit-take when she heard that.

Half Demons are so rambunctious.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Zaleramancer]

How to Leave the Planet

1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is [phone]. Explain that it is very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - [phone] - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the oversees operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least no one to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that its vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.

-Douglas Adams

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I SO dare somebody to try that.

[Mik_Hael]

Which is why that list must be done at the house of your enemy, using their phone.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

dude, its just a joke...take it at face vaule and laugh like everyone else.

[Mik_Hael]

It's comedy seasoning using an off brand remark after the joke.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Its a joke killer is what it is.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Your brand of "humor" doesn't mix well with others.

[Mik_Hael]

Darn it. WE NEED TO SEND OUT AN A.P.B IMEDIATELY. We've got a joke killer on the loose. Darn it, we just caught the cerial killer last week...I'm not going to let another family fall apart like to toucan kids.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Excellant use of puns, but that joke's been done before....

[Mik_Hael]

Good point..but hten again how many things haven't been done before?