Card Game RP!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

But if they are enemies, they won't be going to doctors, they'll be going to jail.

[jester_of_god]

Jails have intensive careunits to man.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

But, its not exactly an economic stymulus package now is it?

[jester_of_god]

nah, more like the california cold rush of 49. except away from the revenue.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

So, bodies instead of gold?

[Zaleramancer]

It's hard to hurt people who operate under cartoonian physics.  

The random people who live there.. Will probably break easily.

[jester_of_god]

bodies? no of course not, the money would be in land, coffins, cremation survaces, and whatever they happened to be holding at the time....it's probably going to take a while for this to wear off, i'm heading out for a bit after the next three posts.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Well my powers are more geared towards fighting other superpowers, so I don't have to worry about the fragile civilians.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[jester_of_god]

Heck, cartoon physics are easy when you know how to manipulate them, a well placed fire and they blow into the wind as ash, capture the ash, add water, throw it into an oven and they come out as a cake, then distribute the cake to ravenous children and they reform as crumbs, if you fight the long enough they'll become insane from basically pure undying pain.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

You seriously need some mental help...that's one murderous attitude you've got.

[jester_of_god]

It's in the blood as they say.

Jester of God signing off, See you on the morrow my friends.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

ok, see ya.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Precisely, you'll only be fighting the supers. Though, you'll have fights in between Jokers, so it'll still be exciting aside from them.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Huh???

[Marvelous Miscreant]

He was explaining how he would put a cartoon in pain...I dunno where he was going with it.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Neither do I. And besides it'd be impossible, especially since he wasn't gonna be allowed any of his Jester powers.

[jester_of_god]

Tell that to a Mr. Wile E Cayote.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

He has cartoon powers...you don't.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Precisely.

Rule of GM> Rule of Funny, meaning I overrule any attempt he makes to demonstrate Cartoon Physics, since it's not his true ability.