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[Zaleramancer]

Go away for a week and a new forum section appears.

So.. Can anyone fill me in on what happened?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Ah, yes, glad you brought it up...quite the little happenings here. Started the RP is all. See if ya like what we did...

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

I would bow, but the overlords of the RP would get jealous and prolly put me to death.

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[Zaleramancer]

See?





Any comments?


And yes that's her...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Hm...no warlords yet, maybe you guys can get to that.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Wow, I see it must be kinda a feminist, woman-empowering thing...she looks tougher, less feminine...

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[Zaleramancer]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Comic book superheroine Wonder Woman has traded in her spangled hot pants for urban leggings and upped her street smarts in a 21st century make-over for the 69 year-old character.

J.Michael Straczynski, the new writer for the DC Comics series, told the New York Times he wanted to "toughen her up and give her a modern sensibility" and change the outfit Wonder Woman has been wearing for almost seven decades.

The new costume features dark leggings, a studded denim jacket, spurs on her heeled boots and gloves in a new look designed by Korean-American artist Jim Lee of "X-Men" fame.

Wonder Woman keeps her starred headband and golden lasso but her long dark locks have been cut shorter and gone are the star-studded hip-huggers, undersized bustier and knee length, red go-go boots.

"She was stuck in 1941. And as female friends of mine kept asking, 'how does she fight in that (bustier) thing without all her parts flying out? How does she carry her stuff?," Straczynski told video game and entertainment website IGN.com in an interview.

"So my requests were pretty specific: toughen her look, make it more dynamic, more serious," he added.

Wonder Woman, one of the few female superheroes in a world dominated by Batman and Superman, has also seen her character given greater depth and more intellect as she debuts the new look in Issue 600, which hits comic book stands on Wednesday.

"Growing up, I always felt that she was a better character than her books...the stories tended toward being a bit precious, and definitely edged into being more about getting her into provocative poses...than really getting into her character," Straczynski said.

"We will be making her stronger, favoring her smarts and her resolve and her resourcefulness, and making the remains of the world she once knew special by incorporating them into a more vital, unpredictable world. We take her very seriously,' he added.

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[Zaleramancer]

Where to start, where to start..


How about Super Guinea Pig Squeal

It has a low rating (15%) after over 1000 comparisons.


I wonder why. I mean consider how useful being able to shatter glass and make people go deaf is! Anyone bothers you, the next thing they know they're on the floor with their ears ringing. And that's only if its a short Squeal. Imagine one lasting 5 minutes. People would be to busy running and covering their ears to bother you.

MY EARS $@&# MY EARS!!!

Or Super Stench

It has a rating of 16%

You'd be a biochemical weapon to anything with a nose. People would be gagging and falling over.

Can't shoot lasers if your eyes are watering, can ya?


Knitting Adept

With a rating of 18% .

Think quick restraints and being able to throw an knitting needle through someone's eye from 50 feet away. Failing that, you could scare those carnivorous sheep towards people.


FIRST MY #@&% EARS,  MY NOSE AND NOW MY ^$@%^*# EYE!!


Misery Loves Company :(

With a rating if 21%.


Completely undermine your enemies morale, no one is going to try to stop you if they're to depressed to want to move.


I'M SO $^#$% DEPRESSED, DEAF, HALF BLIND, AND MY NOSE DIED. SO DEPRESSED!!


Allergimetry

With a rating of 22%. :O


An expert assassin!! You know if someone is lethally allergic to a certain kind of potato!


OH $&#$ IT, HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M *ACHOO* ALLERGIC TO MAPLE LEAVES!!


Crocodile tears!

With a rating of 22%!

You can make crocodile-

WAIT, THEY CAN MAKE $^#% CROCODILES?!?! 

Well, Yeah bu-

AWW #@&% THIS MAN, I QUIT!!! 

... Darn. Now I have to find someone to feed to the crocodiles.

[Myself]

Haha. Nice one.

[Zaleramancer]

Continued!

Now that I've got my vict- ,erm, example back I thought I might give some more examples!

Pine o' Plenty

With a rating of 25%


I don't get why people DON'T like this one. Have you ever seen a pine tree? Sharp Needles that you can shoot like bullets, or just pummel people with rough bark and pointy needles.


#@%& TREE!!!!!!!


Human Shimmering Shanty Shack

A rating of 26%!!


You can shoot shimmering shanty shacks from your hands. Granted, I don't know exactly what  one of those is, I do know its a firework and I don't think anyone wants those getting shot at them.


OWWW %^&@ SPARKS!!!

You really should watch your language.


#%&@# YOU SADISTIC CREEP

.... Just use slightly.. less vulgar language.

FINE YOU... IDOIT!!


Glow

With a rating of... 27%!

Blind people, especially those with night vision goggles.


I'M BLIND!!! I'M FREAKIN' BLIND!!!


See? Much better without the foul language.

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Super Sniff

A rating offfff 29%!!

Be able to track people down with ease!

I DO NOT SMELL!.... THAT MUCH!!


Halitosis

If has a rating of 29%

Knock people out with horrible breath! Or.. Like murder their noses.

*GASP* NEED.. GAS MASK


Acid Blood 

Approval rating is 30%


Go up and hug the enemy! Then use this power and watch them start to burn and melt...


IT BURNS!!! BUUUUURRRRNNN!!!



Razor Teeth

Rating of 31%

Bite people. Heck, just barring your teeth should be enough.

GET IT OFF ME!!!!



Chlorine Gas Exhudation

A rating of... 30%??

I don't get why this one only has 30.. you can kill people just by breathing at them. Of course, you can't turn it off.

NO. I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL ME.

Relax, you won't die... hopefully.

*GASP* ....

Er... I think that's enough for now..

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yah, I know right??

Mageirovakyriakinesis ...I mean look at how horrible that ability sounds at first. "The ability to fry an egg on Sundays."

But hopefully my quote here will let you know how dangerous one with this ability can make a typical Sunday...

"Heck, I'm starting to like this power more and more, now that I think about it. Fry a female creature's eggs (regardless of species), turn her into a barren, hateful, menopausal monstrosity against nature, with mood swings to frighten the masses and a temper to rival the incredible Hulk, and then fry a couple eggs to eat and watch the carnage unfold. I'm thining the forum on female members would really come in handy about now."

--Shadowulf1  

[Zaleramancer]

Now that my minion has recovered, We will continue!!


Vouivre Hair

Rating is 32%!

You, For all intents and purposes, have a fire breathing flying dragon-serpent attached to your head. Do I really need to tell you what one of those could do to someone?


WHYYYY!??! BURNING BITING!!! GAHHH!!


Summoning: Amaterasu

Rating of 35%

You can summon a pyrokinetic  goddess, Then you can sit back and relax as she burns everyone you don't like to ash!

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND FIRE?!?!


Vertigo Eyes

With a rating of 35%

They can't fight if they're to dizzy to stand.

WHICH WAY IS.. UP... *Trip-fall*



Bee-Keeper


Rating of 32%


Horde. Of. Angry. Bees.  Think about how useless it is after you've gotten stung 500 times.


....

No screaming?

*Twitches*

Oooh.. That's gotta hurt.

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I have finaly made my decision on perfect immortality.

here is my decision on the power.

1. From now it will stay as it was in my original describtion on the superpowerlist though I will keep one thing which I will list on number 2.
2. It still will not be able to be negated.

I know having it stop a god power is slightly over doing it but perfect immortality was infact a god power before I added it to the list.

I also don't consider the myth powers to be actual god powers I think they are more like demi-gods in that they wield simular but weaker powers than the actual version.

I know we have been arguing over and over in the board about powers vs. perfect immortality so I am going to finaly set things straight.

 I  know you guys are trying to support the powers you created I have gon threw that also but even with something as obscure as super powers you simply have to exept the facts sometimes this power cannot be negated or killed.

It is perfect meaning it can never be negated and immortality means you cannot die and with this power you sure won't die.

Those are rules even the comics except so we should simply accept the facts.

Since perfect immortality will no longer let you gain powers as easily as it did before it is not over powered anymore and should not be grouped with the omni's. All though I am humbled for a power I added to be compared to the omni's it still shouldn't be in that catagory anymore do to my recent changes.

This is in truth is how I at first ment the adaptions to be you can adapt to survive in the enviroment you are exposed to such as when you are in water gaining the ability to swim ect. So it actualy fits with the immortality sence you are actualy simply adapting to the enviroment like hulk gaining the ability to survive underwater, in space ect. thats mostly all the adapting does.

So that being said it still is no longer near as powerfull as the additions I didn't decide to keep made it.

Okay so all though my power is still probally one of the most powerful protective powers on the list it is no longer overpowered.

I hope this settled the disagreements and stoped my power from being overpowered.

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