YOU are gonna help you with your backstory!
If you want it done badly enough, it'll get done. I'd get on it, if I were you, Bugs.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)