Oh, yeah, I forgot. White people have a higher chance of having rich friends.
But still. You don't have anybody in California? I mean, they suck considerably less.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)