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[Philote]

I'm going to wait and see what Wulf does before posting again in NB

[Celadon's Penultimate]

It won't be much. I'll try to get onto it shortly...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

And then let me know when y'all is a done with the stuff n' things.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Will do.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

WHD has those invisible clones of his stalking Spydyr, ready to pounce if he even thinks about harming another tree.

Zale makes his first appearance in the thread on page 21, stopping Wulf army of the living sick before something really gratuitous happens to those D&D nerds. He appears here alongside Shadow, his literal AND metaphorical shadow, and lets them go. His explanation for only just showing up: he hasn't been throwing powers around willy nilly, so no one noticed him. He hasn't been swaggering enough.

Wulf, on the other hand, has not done nearly enough swaggering in his opinion. He brags about mythpowers to them and is in general so super awesome that most of them pass out or poop themselves. Myself also shows up, but doesn't do anything really. Wulf then takes the nerds as henchmen.

Greenday also finds a group a nerds who's only crime is blocking the street with their castle. They immediately attack for some reason, probably because he's the sociopath that broke Africa and has been spraying Kyst everywhere, and he kills their leader and takes the group as his henchmen.

Mik, meanwhile, has been meditation. His freak out quasar that nearly destroyed the Earth seems to have convinced him that he needs better control of his powers.

Hold on, this just in: The dastardly, despicably evil Spydyr has been sighted. He's begun is no doubt dastardly plans by.... enjoying a coffee in a London coffee shop. Monster. He reflects that there's really no reason for him to destroy anything, what with everybody else doing such a good job of that all on their own. WHD then joins him and they share a coffee. The longest coffee in the history of the world.

Myself then does the old "buttered toast on the back of a cat" experiment and ends up blowing up the planet, but he remakes it so fast that no one notices. Because Dryad first posts not long after this, and because she seems to know nothing about the state of the world, I chose to believe she was actually created when the planet was remade.

Then Wulfs rival, Boomqueefa the BITCH (capitalization not mine), shows up to have a throw down with him. He's happy to oblige her. They will proceed to fight, offscreen, for the rest of the thread. Zale decides to let Shadow off the chain to go help him.

Side note: Boomqueefa? Really?

Mik finishes his new batch of training and pops out right where Wulf is fighting. Doing his best to ignore that nonsense, he begins constructing a pyramid out of the debris.

Meanwhile, Myself says he's coming to visit New Atlantis. Welllllllll, he says that. Then he sneaks in and starts killing Kstians. This is like a dude being invited to your housewarming party, then breaking in through the back window and murdering all of your cats. Then when you catch him in the act, he justifies it by saying that he hates cats, he never said he wouldn't kill all you cats, and has a gun anyway so you can't stop him.

Seriously, that's what he says. He doesn't like them, he never said he wouldn't attack them, and he's more powerful than Greenday and Neo combined so they can't do a thing while he kills all of them. The ones he doesn't kill he infects with  that disease I mentioned earlier that turns them into werewolves under his control. The the members of the Holy Trinity offer their support of this blatant disregard of non-aggression packs from the sidelines. Basically they can do whatever they want to anyone else and they know it, and they aren't afraid to throw that weight around. After he does this, Myself gets to stay and walk around New Atlantis because Neo and Greenday know that they can't do anything to him.

I haven't been mentioning it ever time Myself gives himself a redundant immortality, because he does it a lot, but I will mention it this time because he pretty much creates the Farplain to do it. Then someone, somehow, is using a bunch of Kystians to attack Chicago. He stops them by spreading his anti-kyst plague across America.. Then he goes to Australia, where it turns out the Bikers have managed to escape from WHDs brainwashing center, so he lifts up a lake and drowns them like rats. After this fresh wave of murder, he joins Spydyr and WHD for coffee in London. Then the Thames starts to flood but he fixes it immediately.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Good times...goooooooooood tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes....

[Marvelous Miscreant]

So, that explosion....Pretty Damn Rad!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Indeed.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Little confusing though...It was implied by different people that it was an actual Boom and an implied Boom

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Yeah, I know, that part was a tad...off-putting. That said, if it were up to me, I'd go with the notion that it was an actual explosion. I'm pretty sure Zale said he wanted to leave no room for any of them to remain alive.

[Zaleramancer]

Some booms are quieter than others. :D

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 That answer was...puckishly ambiguous. Mind elaborating on that statement's implications for the story at hand?

[Zaleramancer]

There is confusion, yes?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 In the deed.

[Zaleramancer]

What sort?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

You guys are ridiculous...

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

He unleashed a magical pulse that bricked every technari on the planet. There was not a boom as is traditionally understood.

[Zaleramancer]

High Grade Tactical Thaumaturgy!

[Zaleramancer]

The best part is that none of their components were damaged irreparably.

So now my character will probably pilfer some of it, reboot the Motherboard and sell her to the Vault and then have a nice cup of tea.

This plan, it is good.

There was a bigger boom, but that happened in an alternate time line that none of you will find out about until I get bored.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Not even bricked! Powerful mojo!