I'm retiring.
It's exhausting being a nice person.
If I do the next teacher, They GONNA BE MEAN!
Then I can stomp on around without having to figure out how to make a given character happy.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather