...Power basis.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Just that....a universal bluescreen. Those are easily fixed.

[jester_of_god]

I move faster than time.

[Zaleramancer]

+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

[Zaleramancer]

And I move faster than you.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Right...a simple restart is all you need.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Warnng. Incoming pointless argument. Raise all apathy shields.

[Zaleramancer]

Fine, But if we have to reinstall the universe, I'm fastforwarding through the stone age.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Awwww, but that was the best part.

[jester_of_god]

nothing moves faster than me. I had to beat king and queen in a race.

[jester_of_god]

worse.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

 I'm not sure that's a full thought.

[jester_of_god]

Not really imagine, every single thing in existence, along with all of it's past and future, completely wiped, along with the laws of existence down to what a quark is, replacing it with absolutely nothing, starting with your self termination.

[Zaleramancer]

Like beating lazy aristocrats in a race is a legendary achievement.  

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Nothing a little restart can't fix...

[jester_of_god]

worse than dividing by cucumber, which simply results in pickle to the powe rof the number divided by the way.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

 good one...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Like I said...not sure thats even a full thought.

[jester_of_god]

Not lazy aristocrats, the rulers of time and space

[Marvelous Miscreant]

What's the difference?

[Zaleramancer]

Jester. Allow me to explain this to you.

Your story/thoughts/world does not take automatic precedence over everyone else's.

Just because your character is the most awesome thing since the internet and sliced bread, doesn't mean you can't be beat by the rest of us.

Though with your evil-geniousity, it's unlikely anyone could win.