If you lived in a land of energy vampires, soul swappers/stealers/eaters, mind controllers, Life swappers, viral controllers, shape shifters, energy drainers, man eating carnivores with hands like snake mouths, and elemental spirits that coudl freeze or roast you with one touch, you would to......but since she has self esteem issues.
"Summons a clay manican robot, and sets it to autopilot before cutting all connections with it."
Robot, shake the girls hand.
"Robot reaches hand forward."
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.