New Beginning (cont'd)

[Celadon's Penultimate]

w00t! Fizzies (hope that's not alcoholic)!

[Whd]

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[jester_of_god]

great, entering null mode..............................three seconds later appears inside Shadowulf's castle with a bucket of popcorn and my own recliner.

[Myself]

I knew my plan would work!
Well, at least in the short term, unless Alex sees this.

I build a teleporter network:
-One in each realm I have made.
-One at my normal home (so I can return with my family realizing I'm not what I appear).
-The hub, in a special realm of it's own, complete with a fort.
-New Atlantis.
-Shadowulf1's base.
-Other places on Celadon.
-Other places on Earth.


Well, Greenday and neogenetica can now come and watch the carnage!

[jester_of_god]

what carnage.

[Myself]

You'll see, when I place an altar on an island in the middle of the ocean. This island is uninhabited, with a hidden teleporter on it.

This altar grants the power to alter reality at will (and immunity to said powers of others). This means it will be fought over by the army, studied and protected.

Meanwhile, we're all immune to the power granted by it, so we can safely watch the petty fights over it by the "normals" (people with powers granted by neogenetica).

[jester_of_god]

............grabs a small asteroid aims carefully and flings it at island before you initiate nuclear war...again.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

*Three seconds later, realizes that what he thinks is my castle is actually my illusion chamber in the farthest reaches of space, where all known chaotic entities are automatically teleported when they think they're smart enough or powerful enough to just waltz into my territory.*

[jester_of_god]

I didn't do that, I completely erased my presence, traveled back to the very creation of Celedon, and sat down for a few billion years, and took a nap where your castle would eventually be built.

[jester_of_god]

and if you ever attempt to send me there don't expect that you'll be left with even a brick of the place.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Don't threaten me. You're the one attempting to invade my land. SOOO...

Now, I'm gonna put a temporal lock on it, designed just for you. Signed, sealed and delivered by Gabriel himself, to ensure that the only way Apocalypse comes about is by the way designated by God (not ME trying to kick you out of my homeworld...)

Ya know, I don't think you ever asked nicely...

[jester_of_god]

aww, an I went through the trouble of bringing free popcorn, and don't try to keep a neutral Jester out of something, speaking of which I'm pretty sure I'm still in your castle sitting less than three feet away from you. BY the way say hi to Gabriel for me.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

No. You're not. If you were, you'd know the names of at least one of my servants. Go on. Just guess one. Their names are on the MAIN servant's checklist. If you're really here, he'll let you see.



And BTW: Gabriel REALLY had to go, what with being the harbinger of the end of days. He says hi, but then mutters something about how temporary hello's are, and we should really be worry about saying goodbye to the physical plane...

Man, he's a frackin' DOWNER...

[jester_of_god]

Exactly how does your temporal lock work when your citizens need help? Oh, well, I don't get why your so dead set on keeping me out when I'm just taking up space, and not much at that. Okay, time for the ultimate null mode. I'll pretty much get in anyway, as long as I don't care either way.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

It only works on YOU! Well, and other entities LIKE you. Normal time travel and time-manipulation will be unaffected. (Basically anything not on a high enough level to pose a threat to Celadon or the Penultimate...)

And GIT OFF MAH LAND!

[jester_of_god]

I met a nice girl named Terrafinda on the way in, and Gabriels not that much of a dwoner, you just need to find a way to talk to him.

[jester_of_god]

...so you've found a way to keep your dog out at the same time, nice. But I can still find a way to get in, unless you somehow find a way to completely erase Celedons existence from all of time and space, an the space in between time and space, creating a seperate multiversal strain burried withing the infinite nothingness, at which point it's a bit overkill.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@first comment: Terryffinda's SO going to get it.

@second comment: You're not getting in. That's all there is to it. I have no idea why the heck you want to get in so bad ANYWAYS. There's nothing for you here, to be quite honest. No chaos on YOUR level. No DISCORD. And certainly no desire to stir up such. And when it DOES arise, I do my best to squash it. WHD, Myself and I are enjoyin' a nice peaceful day doing basically nothing. So...what business could you possibly have here that makes you want to get in so desperately?

[jester_of_god]

don't bother she didn't see me, I just happened to catch her name as I passed. Also there are different levels of Chaos, there's Rhiolo's Chaos, which is pure unadulterated evil and destruction, my chaos which is pretty much just life and creation, and keeping things interesting, and then their is the ultimate order, also known as entropy....technically I'm on the side of very loose order.

[jester_of_god]

are you serious dude, you're watching from a super entertainment center with a big screen T.V, and I don't feel like making my own, also it would be fun to watch it like a movie theater with an odd dozen or so of your minions.