monstrking: unfortunately my empathy rate is too high...or it was at least. A few hundred years of being king does wonders.
Bug@ Good enough. "A burst of fire emanates from my left hand as a thick magazine burns into existance." This is issue number twenty thousand four hundred and seventy five. "I toss the magazine over to bug which reads, :Mad scientists monthly. Main topic. bringing yoru creations to life and instilling them with souls, with Albert Frankenstein." On page two hundred and seventy four there's a gift card with a wish granting spirit trapped inside of it.
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.