New Beginning 9: Mystery of the Miscreants

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You could take huge amounts of energy, program it to stay together. Then when it is swallowed activate a protected program that causes it to split and quickly move around in the beast collecting energy as it goes until it's insides are burned out. Then attack it.
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He is being kept in Haven right now, so he isn't a threat to anything yet.
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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Can anyone here NOT bend reality?
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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I think by having any powers at all, we would be bending reality.
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Celadon's Penultimate
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Nope.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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So.. Let's turn reality into a pretzel.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"Um...ok.....what is it?"
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A Ninja Whale.


“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Neeeaaaaggghhhh! I'm outta here!
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Pssssh...I don't know the meaning of the word. I turn intangible and keep running.
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Then -out of nowhere- Ninja Whales.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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already did that once ,It tasted like soap.
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...Never gave them My video game did you.
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.
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Every man for himself!
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