Fine.
You pokes the bull?
You gets the horns.
I psychically neutralize all electricity in radius of the entire planet, except for my own, yours, that of the manor, and the inside of any place where living things reside.
The planet stops revolving entirely, to neutralize the planet's electromagnetic field.
Then, I put out my hands, reaching into the closest vortex and turning it inside out, before smashing it into the other, thus canceling BOTH of their dimensional effects.
Next, I produce a spherical forcefield of dimensional energy on either side of all of you. You'll need to focus all of your energy to keep from being torn apart, and having your parts and pieces scattered across the cosmos by the dimensional gravitation pulling your body at all sides.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)