New Beginning 15: DX Directors Cut

[jester_of_god]

I wouldn't have been the one to push it...I would have been the one who put it there.

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

*Teleports in*
"Hey! How's it going? What's all this stuff you're holding?"

[jester_of_god]

........should I step in and ruin all of the fun or just let chaos ensue.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[Marvelous Miscreant]

Neither...

[jester_of_god]

those are the only two options, doing neither would involve ceasing to exist, but then that would just be doing the second one anyway, I suppose I could step in and cause chaos.

...I suppose I could do that

Hypothetical:

Me: Hey guys what's u....What the heck just happened.

Bug: I Drowbed ball fo dere stufd..."tranque still in effect"

Me: Say no more, I can help.

Approximately three minutes later.

Mona Lisa: Tooo long my comrades have we been the play things and eye candy of the masses of ignorient animates. Today is the begginning of the Year of the art!

Waves upon waves of priceless Ming Vases: YAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mona Lisa: RIDE ON MY MEN, TO FRANCE!!!!!

Me:.....yeah, who didn't expect that to happen.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Don't step in....chaos won;t ensue.

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

"Hmmm... That's all fixable."
*Turns every damaged item back to before it was broken.*
"There! Fixed."

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[Marvelous Miscreant]

*from inside my panic room*

"Is it over?"

[jester_of_god]

give it three posts, it'll pick up again....speaking of which, bug I need to drop something off with you.

Hands over small box about the size of a beach ball.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

I think so... I'm 99% sure.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

*panic room opens*

"Oh goody, it seems Bug is asleep."

[Philote]

Maybe I should of made an antidote for the tranquilizer dart before I used it, oh well I'm sure everything will be fine.

[jester_of_god]

fair enough, remember that little device I made about eight or so New beginnings ago during the giant party. Well in case you don't it was this little wheel that squares it's speed every few seconds....I set it going and after the first few hours it passed the speed of light and I forgot to turn it off, so it's been going for the past few months.

So I've been keeping it in this box, if it tilts a single degree or get's bumped the equilibrium will be thrown off and it'll end up destroying everything in the Universe, and most likely the multiverse by ripping a gaping chasm through existence, but I marked the box as "fragile" so it should be fine.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[jester_of_god]

You did, I went back in time five minutes from now and told you to make one.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I thought we all agreed not to mess with time.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Don't worry, Jester is only messing with you.