The entire position of my body shifts; my ankles shift into hands, and use 1's wooden hand as a psionically-fortified baseball bat for the impending meteor-like crash from 2. He will go flying into 6 (in case Quartz tries a beam attack, it'll melt the rubber one instead). For 3, I prepare for his assault with a powerful magnetic field. And if 4 is gonna try a sneak attack, I has my poison gas mask ready.
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“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)